Superburner

You pulled an all-nighter. And now you need to be on top of your game. Try Superburner! It'll add pep to your step with an all natural energy boost.

Retailing for $59.95, Superburner is the most powerful and effective time-release energy supplement on the market.

"One little pill gives me the boost needed to get through the day. Without having to down a bunch of coffee!"